Tuesday, July 8, 2008

This is why we let the Wookiee win


Northwest Airlines mechanics have thus far been unable to identify the foreign object that dented a Boeing 757's nose cone during a Sunday flight from Detroit to Tampa. According to Kathleen Bergen, an FAA Spokeswoman, a bird has been ruled out, as the plane was traveling higher than most birds fly. The damaged nose has been sent to Northwest's Minneapolis offices for further study.

They really should have just called us. Thanks to an anonymous tip, These Bastards has uncovered the truth behind this near-catastrophe. We reveal all, after the jump.




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