Come on, Sarkozy, you were laughing on the inside

He used to at least seem sincere, as though he truly believed in the whole "faith-based, supply-side, fight the WMD-toting freedom-haters over there and not over here" thing while he forced through policy decisions aimed at funnelling money back to the family associates who got his dry drunk ass elected in the first place.

But these days? I get the sense he just doesn't give a shit anymore. Not about the country, mind you -- those of you who ever believed this man and his inner circle ever gave two tugs of a dead dog's cock about your personal well-being should be deported -- but about maintaining the image of caring, of simultaneously inflicting and feeling your pain in that very Clintonian way. Take yesterday's G8 capper:

UK Telegraph -- President George Bush: 'Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter'

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

I don't know about you, but I demand more. I expect this criminal pig to finish strong, lying through his teeth like he always has, all the way to the gas chamber or firing squad or Matthew-wielded 2 x 4 that finally rids the world of his particular brand of Dumb. What I certainly don't want is him cracking jokes about CO2 levels at international climate change conferences. Not in public, anyway.

Lie to me, George. Lie. To. Me.