Berlin, Germany is the same as Berlin, Wisconsin

Where's Lambeau Field?

Barack Obama is going to give a giant speech in Berlin today. John McCain is going to counter that by......running attack ads in small American towns called Berlin. He better run them during the Obama speech or no one will hear them or see them. He also plans to order 100 bratwurst pizzas to Obama's Dusseldorf advance team without paying for them, step on the style of doughnut known as 'the Berliner' in an angry manner, disseminate a photo of Barack in lederhosen, and blame him for Krystallnacht.

I think this is a good move. America's chief concerns now are the economy, Iraq, and that the Bush Administration hasn't engaged in enough petty sniping and low-rent attempts at one-upsmanship.