Monday, July 28, 2008

Attention Readers: Nothing is fucked here

What was surely the first of many, many Steelers posts has apparently angered a few of our more loyal readers, to the point where they tattled on Matthew via pissy emails to yours truly.

I, too was irritated by the sight of Steely McBeam on the site and have therefore informed Matthew that, starting now, he will lose one finger for each picture of The Worst Mascot in History he posts on These Bastards. If he persists, as he likely will, there are plenty of family members to kidnap.

We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patronage.

As you were.

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