About your hot friend...

Guess which one is a vampire...

We're going to swallow our pride, and a little bit of mouth vomit, and give the McCain campaign some free advice. Stop floating rumors about a McCain-Romney ticket to gauge public reaction. The last thing your candidate needs is to look somehow even older because he's standing next to a bronzed Mormon millionaire in a custom Italian suit. Go get that tubby bastard, Huckabee. He'll deliver the Evangelical vote you so desperately need while making you look fit and trim despite your age. You are welcome.