Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Well, it's not shooting someone in the face, but we'll take it


From the We Couldn't Possibly Make This Up file comes the not terribly startling revelation that conservative icon and Coulter-spawning evil lunatic, Robert Novak, ran over a 66 year-old man with his black Corvette on K Street earlier today. Novak expressed regret and claimed he had no idea that he had hit anyone, despite the fact that an eye witness saw the elderly man, "splayed across the front of Novak's convertible."

Think Progress is all over it.

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