Monday, July 21, 2008

Brainlord McCain knows all Iraqi thoughts

Here is a New Republic transcript of a Today Show interview with John McCain. Key line:
"I have been there too many times. I've met too many times with him, and I know what they want. They want it based on conditions and of course they would like to have us out, that's what happens when you win wars, you leave. We may have a residual presence there as even Senator Obama has admitted. But the fact is that it should be -- the agreement between Prime Minister Maliki, the Iraqi government and the United States is it will be based on conditions. This is a great success, but it's fragile, and could be reversed very easily. I think we should trust the word of General Petraeus who has orchestrated this dramatic turnaround."
In essence: don't listen to anything that the Iraqis say. Listen to John McCain, he's been to Iraq a couple of times so he really knows what the Iraqis secretly want. Don't be fooled, what they want isn't what they say, only John McCain can divine their true intentions because he went to Iraq. This is Obama's second trip, they don't teach you Iraqi mind reading until the fourth, don't listen to him. Also Petraeus should be listened to instead of Iraqis, because he probably agrees with what McCain wants. McCain knows all Iraqi thoughts. McCain is the All Seer.

Self aggrandizing narcissism and self-delusion to the point where you think you're the only expert. This seems like a winner, John. Keep it up.

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