Over a week ago you learned of the heretofore top secret existence of These Bastards, the internet's only source of political commentary & fake news. You've become enthralled with our inexplicable Fritz Haber jokes and marveled as we've become the internet's main source of 'John McCain is Tigh from Battlestar Galactica' references. It's been a busy first week for us at These Bastards as well. Sean moved residences from under one bridge to another, so to better lure wayward billy goats to their doom. Whereas I learned to control all the thoughts of Madeline Albright. All this while straining under blogging conditions that threatened to deplete both our bile sacs and pull our invective muscles.
So the ground rules: all the fake news pieces are under the header 'Broken News' and feature the same tag. There are three as of now and the plan is to put up two a week. If you like it or one of our many spiteful posts don't hesitate to digg it, send it to someone, link it, build a statue to us, or formulate a religion based on our hatred of things. We are not famous after a week and that can only be blamed on the audience. So due diligence people. Formulate your lives around promoting us and spend your time (to the detriment of your professional career and social life) constantly refreshing and reloading this site until you see a new post. THEY CAN COME AT ANY TIME!
We look forward to continuing this blog until such a time as we are arrested for our many secret and vile crimes that cannot be repeated out loud as it would constitute public indecency and mind corruption.
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