Wednesday, July 23, 2008

What McCain needs is more oil derrick photo ops in gale force winds

This fall from Jerry Bruckheimer...John McCain will bring...PEACE FROM WISDOM. Rated R.

McCain to counterprogram Obama in Germany with visit to Gulf Coast oil rig

So while Obama is cavorting around the Middle East and Europe meeting with foreign leaders, our military leaders and soldiers, giving speeches to hundreds of thousands of foreigners, and generally looking great, McCain is going to stand on an oil rig, possibly in a hurricane, so he can tell everyone we need to drill more so that 15 years from now a barrel of oil will be 20 cents cheaper in a snide and hectoring manner.

Maybe he needs another campaign leadership shuffle.

UPDATE: The event got canceled because of weather, but mostly because the weather caused a 419,000 gallon oil spill over 12 miles as a tanker got halved and closed down 29 miles of the Mississippi River. God hates you John.

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