Obama and McCain today: Compare/Contrast

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Obama just gave his big Berlin speech, text and video here. What did McCain do? He went to a German restaurant in German Village, Columbus, Ohio. He shoveled down Sauerkraut-Bratwurst Balls at Hans Gruber's Kraut Shack and Sausage Haus. Afterward staffers were seen exiting the restaurant and crawling off into a ditch to die of embarrassment, shaming all who knew them.

On Saturday when Obama is meeting with UK PM Gordon Brown, McCain plans to get kicked in the goolies during a soccer riot and eat spotted dick.

Obama promises that when he returns, he'll start acting like there's another guy in the race.

I smell another campaign shakeup coming John.