Ron Wood decided to sober up after 40 years

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood enters rehab

Good for him that he's decided to sober up, but that's not why I posted this. I did that to point out two things the news release reports.

1.) Ron Wood is currently cheating on his wife with a woman who wasn't even born when they got married.

2.) Keith Richards (patron saint of sobriety) tried to get Wood into rehab before by....... wielding knives and waving guns in his face as he screamed utter jibberish Keith-ese into his face about rehab, drugs, Johnny Depp and falling out of coconut trees.

I don't care how many decades ago Beggar's Banquet was, I want to be in the Rolling Stones now.