Air travel: Terminal 5 still losing 900 bags every day
Heathrow Airport's terminal 5 is losing 900 bags a day. Which means you have a 1 in 12 shot of it happening to you. And we're the ones that need shock collars.
Artificial intelligence takes home the pot at the poker table
Skynet will not have to nuke us. It'll just check raise the flop and bleed us out at the table. We'll be in so much debt that we'll just let them take over so we can avoid the payments. Happily, the robot poker computer will never be as big of a dick as Phil Hellmuth. They'll never replicate that. It's pure human baby.
Power play alleged in N.S. street battle
A local community rages over whether to pave a gravel road. Standing for evil and gravel, creepy twins who engendered a shady vote rigging scheme. On the side of light and good and macadam, the Pride of Pittsburgh: Sidney Crosby.
Frozen embryos better than fresh, study shows
I couldn't agree more. When combined with milk and some green peppers, frozen embryos bring more flavor to the party. Fresh just isn't the same. It barely tastes evil.
Arkansas fight fans fall for Baron Cohen stunt
Double shocker, southerners hate expecting violence and getting the gay, and Baron Cohen gets an easy, layup, comedy setpiece out of rural America. He doesn't even need to change characters, as long as the South exists he will have material to exploit for hundreds if not thousands of movies.
Water on the moon: lunar secret revealed
We're ten years out from all those insufferable pricks walking around with Fiji water switching over to Luna Water with extra basalt. We must prevent the Chinese from exploiting this vital resource.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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