Just how many people has Barack HUSSEIN Obama killed?

Via My Right Wing Dad comes a new e-mail list circulating about all the suspicious deaths surrounding on Barack Hussein Obama, the communist, islamofascist, black separatist, gay, socialist, blackity black, Muslim, black, Democratic, black candidate for President of Black America (Blackmerica).

What's funny is not the typical right wing crazy, but: 1) the fact that it uses Snopes to vouch for its accuracy, 2) the more overt than usual racism (“Rib shack” “Catfish restaurant” “Baby daddy” "Curtis “Pookie” Jackson" and numerous crack references are just a few of the good ones, apparently Obama hasn't killed anyone eating watermelon at a Popeye's...yet), and 3) the alleged ties these people have to Barack Obama.

Let's get it out of the way that most of the people on the list almost certainly do not exist. It would be more accurate to accuse Obama of shanking Mr. Tumnus for blabbing about a gay meth orgy (Shhh...I just gave you a preview for Obama Death List 2.)

First up is Gandy Baugh, a man they say died in 2003 while jumping from an 80 story building. He really died in 1994. How do I know? He's on the Clinton Death List from a decade ago. Another, Reverend David Manning, allegedly murdered in 1972 by Reverend Wright (to control Trinity Baptist because he knew someday two decades later he would meet and mentor Barack Obama), doesn't exist or is a reference to James David Manning, an Atlanta Rev. who hates Obama and is very much alive. Or is the David Manning that Sony invented so it could put fake movie raves from him in their ads. He liked Rob Schneider's The Animal. He had to die.

But above and beyond, my two favorites:

DARSANO RAHARDJO - Childhood classmate of Barack Obama when he attended a madrassa in Indonesia. Was found with his head cut off in a Jakarta alley way in 1970. Many children at the school attributed Rahardjo's murder to the young Barack Obama. It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another's blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah.

HASAD AL SHAREEZ - FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply “B. Hussein” meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.

That's right Obama killed a kid in a bloody Muslim ritual and he met with Atta in Prague to plan the 9/11 attacks. For some reason this list refuses to reveal how Obama conspired with Eichmann and then ratted him out to the Israelis.

Is this really the man you want running your country? Remember that when you go into the voting booth in November. Remember me if Barack HUSSEIN Obama has me killed. I WAS A HERO!