Allow us a little bit of self wankery tonight. When you search for 'mccain stupid old bastard' we are the 4th site that comes up. I'm welling up with pride here. Thank you to the person from Sterling Heights, Michigan who found our site this way. We hope it was everything you dreamed of.
Everything is proceeding as we have foreseen. We are rubbing elbows with Think Progress and Gawker on "the google." Soon we will be #1 for 'mccain stupid old bastard', then #1 for 'mccain jugg fuckler' 'truncheon fuck' and 'O-bomb-a diggity.' Then the money, then the power, then the women. Then the mechanized terror-bots that fuck your eyes with drill bits, then project cost overruns on the space laser, then failure and ruin, then a new blog, then success again, then the arrest and trial. It'll be an exciting six months.
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