In case you were wondering just how quickly the success of The Dark Knight would go to Christian Bale's head and move him into the mindset of "Fuck it, I can do anything I want" I hope you put a lot of money on the first weekend. He apparently engaged his mother and sister in fisticuffs before being arrested, all before the UK premiere of The Dark Knight. The boy's movie made a record $158.4 million its first weekend and was fucking great, triggering a clause in his contract that no longer binds him to our human laws. He can fight anyone he wants for whatever reason because he's the goddamn Batman, get out of his goddamn way. Maybe some day you'll be the goddamn Batman, until then he's gonna fuck you up if you look at him crosseyed.
He denies any wrongdoing and has promised to sucker punch Michael Caine and put Maggie Gyllenhaal into a hammer-lock at the Paris premiere.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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