Saturday, July 12, 2008

All misty-eyed and shit

These Bastards launched but two weeks ago and already we've had over 1,000 visitors. I'll concede a brief moment of sincerity and thank you all for supporting us so steadfastly in this ultimately idiotic and self-aggrandizing endeavor. Honestly, we appreciate your patronage and hope you will continue to load this bookmark whenever you're bored at work or trying to figure out which set of "topless" Megan Fox photos to torrent next.

In honor of you, our 1,000th visitor, whomever you are, we offer a prize traditionally reserved for kings, ambassadors, and other visiting dignitaries...

Free handjob from Matthew.

Seriously, just knock on his door and say, "I know who the final Cylon is." He'll let you right in.

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