Wednesday, July 16, 2008

John McCain's crack St. Louis campaign strategy

The McCain's are going to make a killing off the Anheuser-Busch sale. Anheuser-Busch is being sold for what analysts call a 'buttload' of money, $52 billion Americano-bucks, to Belgian firm In-Bev.

So what does John McCain do to celebrate his good fortune? He goes to St. Louis, home of Anheuser-Busch, for a campaign fundraiser...........at the home of the former US-Belgian Ambassador. Oh John, you savvy campaigner you. Try not to be photographed drinking Beck's and smashing bottles of Bud. Who am I kidding, salt of the earth, regular joes like you drink Cristal and Dom. Pop that shit and paaaaaarty. You're rich now, baby.

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