Finally, via Yvonne Lee Schultz, a handgun that your grandmother would be proud to dangerously brandish in front of company. Poking it at you in a menacing manner while asking you why you aren't married or having kids yet. They are licensed replicas James Bond’s Walther PPK and they are cool as shit.
Sadly these are not real guns. If they were I would already be seen in a helicopter shot on the local news, terrorizing downtown Pittsburgh with one in each hand, wearing a top hat, spats, tuxedo and monocle, committing the fanciest crime in US history. As I am cut down in a hail of bullets trying to get into my escape zeppelin, all you will be able to think is......."God damn, that son of a bitch was classy. Was that a rose inlay on that gun he shot the schoolkids with?"
It was, dear readers. It was.
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