He also credits himself with the rise of voodoo in baseball

Dennis Haysbert: I Helped Pave Obama's Way

"If anything, my portrayal of David Palmer, I think, may have helped open the eyes of the American people," said the actor, who has contributed $2,300 to the Illinois Democrat's presidential campaign.

Hillary Clinton sits at home right now, alone, holding a copy of Commander in Chief in her hands, a single tear streaming down her cheek. If only ABC had pushed this show harder, Geena Davis might have paved Hillary's way to the White House.

She slowly walks over to the near wall and punches it as hard as she can. "Why couldn't the new Battlestar Galactica been bigger!!" she cries out in anguish, distraught the public at large does not know the name of Laura Roslin. In the fireplace, she burns her copy of Deep Impact.

She weeps to herself. A soft, summer rain falls. In the distance, a rich dog howls.

FIN.