THE_REAL_SHAQ

Words of wisdom on this fine Saturday from Shaq's Twitter feed.

• How come i have the mr rogers neighborhhood theme song stuk n my head, iz he still alive
  
• Why is today called black friday
  
• Destroyed by the heat jeeeez
  
• Im still full from thanksgivn jeeeeez
  
• Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa
  
• Does anyone have the names of the 14 people bush gave pardons
  
• Does anyone believe this jordan van der sloot guy
• Detective oneal does not jordan vander sloots story about what happened to natalee
• Mark crow, larry jones, and i recieved 36 thousand jars of peanut butta tonite at victory church in oklahoma city
• Im wearing a jacket dat says 1946, a lady asked me wat it means, i replied, mam its the yr i was born. Lol
• On my way to oklahoma city, gettin ready to send 2 million lbs of peanut butta to africa
  
• Watchn true blood, thats were i was born and raised, dat vampire town, shaqula has been discovered aaaaggggh
  
• Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian"
• DATS TWITTER SLANG
  
• THOSE R NOT TYPOS, JUST SAVN MONEY, MORE U TYPE MORE U PAY, LOL