Thursday, November 6, 2008

Expensive recounts trouble Norm Coleman

The Al Franken/Norm Coleman donnybrook in Minnesota is going to a recount. Coleman's lead has fallen to 438 and the closeness of the margin triggers an automatic recount. Franken's statement is clear "Our goal is to ensure that every vote is properly counted." Coleman? He's concerned the recount will cost too much and he wants Franken to call off the legally mandated recount so the "healing process" can begin. The cost of this recount.......$86,000.

For those of you counting at home, that's only $11,000 more than the $75,000 crooks funneled to Coleman's wife in exchange for favors from Normy. Norm's just looking out for Minnesotans, who hate spending relatively tiny sums of money to find out who their senator is. C'mon Al, the healing process doesn't involve knowing who really won, it involves agreeing that Coleman won and shutting up. So TB aficionados out there in internet land, if you have psychic powers, concentrate hard and blow up Norm Coleman's head Scanners-style. You owe us. He's a wretched shit and I hope this recount goes badly for him. Ooh, make him lose by one vote, God. I don't believe in You but it's what I ask of You.

If you people have have the means or time, heap abuse on Coleman and show some support for Franken. Also, the head exploding thing. Remember the head exploding with the psychic powers.

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