White women agree: Barack Obama palatable

I think this was the sorta endorsement P-E Obama was waiting for. The two spokeswomen for all white women, Sarah Palin and Lindsay Lohan, have come out and endorsed the acceptableness of a man with skin darker than a pasty white man ruling over this nation, with its purple mountains majesty, trout filled lakes, and buy one get one sandwich deals at participating Subway restaurants.

First, Mrs. Alaska revealed that contrary to all her pre-election protestations that Obama's socialist terrorist radical preacher friends would destroy America in a literal orgy of naive destruction and sex, she was totally cool with President Obama and being a loser. Bask in the acceptance: "I'm comfortable with Barack Obama as our commander in chief, assuming that he has those around him who recognize .... that terrorists have not changed their minds ... Those who recognize what the threat is and how to deal with the threat."

Rhodes scholar Lindsay Lohan, took time out of writing her doctoral thesis on getting kicked off third tier American television dramas to pipe in with her feelings on the new guy. "It's an amazing feeling. It's our first colored president." Most people would have said black or African-American, but she went old school. 1930's segregation old school. Which, if you remember, is a whites only school. For future reference Linds, just say black, always say black.

I would have thought winning the vast majority of the women and increasing Kerry's margins in the white women's vote would have been enough Barack, but now you can totally rest easy: the Lohan/Palin brain trust is behind you.