One Week Barack-o-versary

So how are you celebrating you one week Barack-o-versary? Me? A quiet remembrance and a fist pump. Oh, it's been a heady week. We've learned a lot about our future President. He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics, he despises ice cream, his favorite drink is black forest berry iced tea, he hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside, a secret monkey guardian named Tata, he used to have four fireplaces, his Secret Service code name is Renegade, and he really is a Muslim.

I guess there's some policy shit too, but black forest berry? BLACK forest? I smell the radical hand of Jeremiah Wright. His nickname in high school was "O'Bomber". AYERS, AYERS! Apparently all this damaging and shocking information (Spider-Man!) was concealed at the behest of Lipton, the NBA, the liberal media, and the far left lizard people to screw John McCain because of his POW status. Well, too little too late. We'll have to stay ever vigilant and weather these radical 4 years (Palin '12!!!) If only we would have known about the tea thing a week ago all this hope and feelings of optimism could have been nipped in the bud and we could have reached our true McDestiny as a nation: war and salt mine fodder for the rich people who run the country.