Headline of the evening (thus far)

Thank you, MSNBC, for your unbiased coverage of the North Carolina Senate race. And I quote, with no small measure of Viagra and Diet Pepsi-fueled pleasure:

Dole Goes Down
A third victory for Senate Dems in their quest for a filibuster-proof 60-vote majority... NBC News projects Democrat Kay Hagan the winner over North Carolina Republican incumbent Elizabeth Dole (R).

Dearest Elizabeth, please don't let the door hit you in your rural, rustic, padded ass on the way out of my legislative branch. If you can dislodge the pen from Bob's hand, feel free to use it to stab yourself in the neck.

Live from Pacific Standard, in the un-American America,
Sean