Wednesday, November 26, 2008


President Bush Pardons Iowa Turkey Today

Obama names Volcker to head new economic advisers

One fucks around with turkeys, the other creates an Economic Recovery Advisory Board and staffs it with the best and brightest non-turkey or bird related humans. Furthermore, that turkey Bush pardoned was indicted for war crimes, racketeering, killing three bald eagles, and for bribing public officials.

Which one is the President now? If it isn't Obama can we make it the pardoned turkey?