Monday, November 17, 2008

Merry Christmas! Why is everyone running?


From the people at the American Family Association comes just the holiday treat sure to help you celebrate the reason for the season (Jesus!) and our new black President (not Jesus!): A giant light up five and a half foot cross that looks like it's burning! Hey black people, why are you running away? Finally all the that's good about a flaming cross (visibility), without all the negatives (gas is expensive). Plus it's reusable, no need to nail together two large two by fours each night and douse them in gasoline, just plug in and flip a switch. Show the neighbors you aren't waiting for Santa to bring presents, you're waiting for Jesus to bring the present of the rapture and you're tragically unaware of our racial history.

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