Thank you, Sarah

I would also like to thank her, but for non-Jesusy reasons. Sarah you were always a source of easy humor and if you'd ever leave I'd be sad to see you go. From your inept interviews to your press conferences in front of the Turkey Throat Slitting Jamboroo, you embarrassed enough Independents into electing a Muslim. Thank you, and please make sure that book you're gonna get paid millions for is scratch and sniff or pop-up.