Tuesday, November 4, 2008

PA


Obama takes Pa., opens big lead in early states
Democratic Sen. Barack Obama opened a big lead in the Electoral College in the presidential election Tuesday night as NBC News projected that he had won Pennsylvania, which both parties had targeted as critical to winning the race, along with several other large Eastern and Midwestern states.
Polls open, polls close, Obama named winner of PA almost immediately by NBC and ABC. I'd just like to thank John for playing, wasting all that time and money on our precious little keystone. We were never going to vote for you, but you did annoy the shit out of us with your constant, terrible ads, and the unending, grating presence of Caribou Barbie aka Bible Spice. Go away and never come back, you'll get a warning of one shotgun blast at your feet if you approach the border.

HAW HAW!

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