Lieberman clings to relevancy with iron grip

Well, Democrats have their majority and won't hit 60 so they came together and decided: it's time to fuck Joe Lieberman's shit up. Harry Reid met with Holy Joe yesterday to kindly inform him that his constant toadying for McCain, his speech at the RNC, his constant attacks on Obama and Democrats, and his asinine statement that he fears the survival of America if Democrats get a 60 seat majority were the actions of a dead man. Reid is looking at a dead man.

The plan, as articulated by Reid, was that Joe can stay in the caucus but that he loses his important role as Homeland Security chair (which he used to do sweet fuck all during the Bush Administration) and gets demoted to the Senate Subcommittee on Uniform Spittoon Standards and Sandwich Naming Standards where he'll preside over regulations for spit buckets and what legally differentiates a hoagie from a grinder. Joe of course, felt that none of his actions should be met with even the most minor of rebukes because he's all about Obama now. Apparently Obama isn't naive danger to the world/America/Israel and neither are Democrats unfit to lead. He says everything is cool now, so everyone should forget all the shit he said and did.

Sorry Joe, it's enmity and humiliation from here on out. You decided to shit on your party and now they're in a position to shit back. They backed you (especially Obama) when you were fighting for your Senate life in 06 and you responded by trying to fuck them at every opportunity. Now it's constant wedgies from Dick Durbin and Jon Tester slapping books out of your hands. You earned it Joe, enjoy it.