Tuesday, November 4, 2008

OH

O-HI-O
Yes! Ohio is called for Barack Obama by MSNBC, CBS, and...drum roll....Fox News! Remember, no Republican has ever won the presidency without winning Ohio. Whooooo!


And so nevermore shall we see you again, John. That pretty much seals it. I was watching CBS, and I noticed that all of John McCain's photos on the network's "head shot shield" that they put vote tallies, electoral tallies, and percentages under, are of him looking really pissed off. kind of like he knew the head shot was going to be used showing him losing something he really wanted. Like a giant lollypop, Ohio, a magic life extending elixir, or the keys to his Jag.

Now I'm seeing shots from his campaign "party" (the one he's ditching) and some children's choir is singing on stage. Should have shelled out for the preacher, John. Isn't there a limit to the amount of emotional trauma you can inflict on a child? They aren't built to handle the McCain dirge. Ohio goes socialist, viva Lenin! Viva Hugo Chavez! The ¿¡RevoluciĆ³n!? lives on!

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