Thursday, November 13, 2008

Into the lair of the madman

The Bidens Meet the Cheneys
Following Monday’s meeting between President-elect Obama, his wife Michelle and President Bush and First Lady Laura Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney plans to roll out the red carpet for his successor on Thursday.

Mr. Cheney and his wife, Lynne, have invited the future vice presidential couple to their residence at the Naval Observatory for an evening sit-down, according to a statement from the Obama-Biden transition team.
I don't care how nicely Lynn asks you Joe, DON'T GO INTO THE CELLAR! That's where...HE...waits. That's where...HE...works his evil magics.

You've taken the smart first step: you've announced the day and hour of your meeting. Now people will know where you are. All you have to do know is make sure there is video of you arriving and give an hour at which you will leave, after which SWAT teams should be sent in to rescue you. Let photographers get good shots of your face so we have a reference, lest the ancient one tries to skin off your face and wear it as a mask, claiming another four years as VP under the guise of his Biden skin suit. If you do all this...you just might escape alive.

Also, bring holy water, lots of holy water. And hide fire somewhere on your body. You'll need plenty of it when HE looses The Worm that Gnaws in the Night on you.

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