Pharrell has too much money

Pharrell Cleans Up

The NERD frontman - who last month played an exclusive set at Harvey Nichols to launch his latest collections - has revealed that he is trying a revolutionary new removal procedure, which involves applying new skin over old body art.

"It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you," he explains. "First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on - and it's seamless."

This man is blazing into the unblazed trails of science because simple lasers are too boring for him. Peasants get laser tattoo removal. Ballers get skin grown in a vat and organs from cloned orphans. Just remember, next time you listen to "Pass The Courvoisier", you're the reason Pharrell has mechanical laser eyes and Chad Hugo is able to bite through steel girders.