Friday, July 4, 2008

O'er the laaaaaand of the FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Finally they've found a way to properly memorialize our founding fathers in a manner befitting their wisdom and sacrifice.

That's American cheese. No Swiss, Gouda, or Brie will befoul George Washington. Take your Picasso's and throw them in the trash, we have cheddar Franklin now. These colors won't run, this cheese won't spread.

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