48 stars. These Bastards don't recognize Missourah nor Kentucky.Happy birthday to us all. Eat a flag for America. Kill and cook one of God's poor creatures over an open flame. Fight any and all British you see, just to show them the score and remind them that our birthday is their national day of epic fail. Blow off an inappropriate amount of fingers. Stand in the sun. Drink.
If you see Sean, remind him that he's a bitter, old, middle aged man today, as some cruel cosmic fate has placed his birthday on the 4th. Pound alcohol into him until his liver voluntarily packs up and leaves his body. It is the way of his people.
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