Candidates' Vices: Craps and Poker
Clackety, clackety, clack. McCain's got the hot hand at the dice game, baby girl. Furthermore, Andrew Jackson owned fighting cocks and raced horses and Richard Nixon helped finance his first congressional race with his World War II poker winnings. You don't even want to know what kind of sick shit James Polk bet on.
Obama Should Embrace His Muslim Heritage
The Wall Street Journal editorial board concern trolls the Obama campaign. Because they're just so concerned about the civil rights of muslims.
Obama’s New Strategy
Dick Morris' takes a break from writing endless book titles and giving advice you should do the opposite of, to fashioning a crude attempt to blame Obama himself for all the smears against Obama and weeping the crocodile tears of a clown for the top 1% in this country. It's lovely.
The 10 Worst Presidents
They leave Bush off, because otherwise it'd be too easy. Go and re-live the tyranny of Zachary Taylor and Warren G Harding: the self aware Bush. See Ulysses S. Grant vilely drink our national stocks of whiskey and gin. Marvel at the criteria for putting William Harrison on the list. He died after a month! Really, that's why he sucked? Early death? This country would be better off if more of our President's died before enacting any legislation.
President Bush Boosts Porn Industry
You think America used those stimulus checks to pay down debt or invest? America bought porn and things to watch porn on. The drug addled, eighteen year old eastern Europeans of the porn industry salute you America.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
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