Biden to pander with champions

CRITICAL PHANATIC ENDORSEMENT!!!

Biden to appear with Phillies Monday night

At his last rally before the election, Joe Biden will appear with players from the World Series champions Philadelphia Phillies, his campaign announced Sunday afternoon.

Born in Scranton, Pennsylvania and a longtime resident of Wilmington, Delaware, Biden is a big Phillies fan. Though his love for the team seems to be outmatched by his wife Jill’s, who attended the final games, and whom Biden describes as a ‘rabid’ fan of all Philadelphia teams.

We all know how important sports pandering is to the electorate. Dan Rooney did his part, so did Jimmy Rollins. Now we get the rest of the Phillies and PA's beloved three term governor and rabid pro-abortion supporter, the Phillie Phanatic. Now all you have to do, Joe, is come over here and drown the Nuttings and the LaRoche brothers in a river of your choosing with the help of Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin and you'll have the support and off all the PA sports teams, except the Flyers, who went for Palin and had her appear on ice to make sure their fans had a chance to traumatize a six year old on TV.

It's over McCain, try though you might to get the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins or the Altoona Curve on your side. Pennsylvania is a lost cause.