Fuck the south and their pickle infested chicken sandwiches. I don't know if a place exists in the south where they have chicken sandwiches with pickles on them, but you somehow inspired every fast food place to make one that way. Now I can't watch TV without seeing 6 ads for 4 fast food joint's southern chicken sandwich with pickles.
Cram them with or sans gerkins. If they start making vanilla or chipotle versions I'm really going to lose it. I likes my chicken the way Ulysses S. Grant liked it: northern flavored and served to me by a demoralized confederate whose city and way of life I've just destroyed.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
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