Howie Kurtz raised some eyebrows by reporting this morning that "the worst may be yet to come for Palin; sources say CBS has two more responses on tape that will likely prove embarrassing." A source familiar with CBS News’ plans clarified that this is part of the "Vice Presidential Questions" series with Biden and Palin. The recorded segments are scheduled to air Wednesday and Thursday before the vice presidential debate.Dear, sweet, velociraptor riding Jesus, what more could this woman say that is even more embarrassing than her claim of fending Putin off through hand to hand combat when that rascal tried to sneak into America? Does she fire a gun into a group of school children? Declare allegiance to Iran? Try to use the Force to choke Katie Couric? Announce plans to time travel back and kill Hitler? Does she kill, cut, and clean a moose in an especially gruesome fashion? More pregnant daughters? Is she distracted by a shiny object? Does she get stuck and just repeats the same sentence 30 times? Is she bin Laden with a shave and sex change? Does she think George Washington wrote the pledge of allegiance? Illegal gorilla rodeo?
Dear God, the suspense is too much.
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