Sunday, September 14, 2008

More please



Anyone notice a change in the Obama campaign the last few days? They're throwing some inside heat as the media wises to the fact that just about everything McCain says has turned out to be a lie. Though one must give John credit for properly identifying both his opponent and his own name. McCain hasn't lied about those....yet. See if you can pick up the theme in these statements, released over the past four days.

"The McCain campaign said Governor Palin opposed the Bridge to Nowhere, but now we know she supported it. They said she didn't seek earmarks, but now we know she hired a lobbyist to get millions in pork for her town and her state. They said she visited Iraq, but today we learned that she only stopped at the border. Americans are starting to wonder, is there anything the McCain campaign isn't lying about?"

“We will take no lectures from John McCain who is cynically running the sleaziest and least honorable campaign in modern Presidential campaign history. His discredited ads with disgusting lies are running all over the country today. He runs a campaign not worthy of the office he is seeking,”

"Today on "The View," John McCain defended his campaign's latest ad campaign, which has been debunked repeatedly as both false and sleazy. In running the sleaziest campaign since South Carolina in 2000 and standing by completely debunked lies on national television, it's clear that John McCain would rather lose his integrity than lose an election."

"John McCain is rotten old bastard trying to ratfuck his way to 1600. If he had any balls he'd drag his ancient ass down to the alley behind the Get-Go in Georgetown, where Obama would beat the everliving fuck out of him on general principle. Just wait till the debates, we're gonna cut off your sack and use it as a herb sachet for the rat stew we're making. You're fucking dead!"
OK, the last one wasn't said by the Obama campaign. James Carville yelled it at me after I set his lawn on fire. It was supposed to say "Cajun Style" in big fire letters, but I spread the gasoline improperly and it just kept spreading to other houses. Obama should use it. But it looks like the Obama campaign found it's message: "John McCain lies about everything, he is unfit for office." I like it, more please.

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