McCain 2: The Suspensioning

Oh boy, oh boy. John McCain just might suspend his campaign again. Since that first suspension worked so well, I can see why he wants to do it again. Let's see, it may have totally queered any rational bipartisan solution by injecting hyper-partisanship into it, it made him look like a total jackass especially when he claimed credit for the success of something that didn't pass, and generally shit-holed his flagging campaign even further than his previous dick flogging had done. Oh, he also got mocked for not actually suspending his campaign and his credit grubbing was so egregious that the media had to step in and point out he wasn't doing anything. Why not try another fake suspension? Maybe he can screw the bailout up so badly that it creates some sort of money vortex time hole that bankrupts companies and people from all different periods of history.

Then he can suspend his campaign again to repair the time rift. Or he could just throw us all for a loop and start conducting himself like an adult.