McChange

Looks like John McCain has found his message to the American people. Turns out its Barack Obama's message. There's also a lot of pretending that he's not a Republican. That's key. 

Republican? What's that? John McCain doesn't know, all he knows is that he wants to change us off the wrong course this country has been on for eight years. What party was the one that put us on the wrong track? John can't remember, but it's juuuuuust on the tip of his tongue....gosh....if only.....it's right there.....almost got it.....gone. He doesn't remember. But whatever party it was is in for some changin'.

Bush? No time for shrubbery talk, McCain's got Washington to reform. What's he gonna change? Stuff! Attitudes and things! Policy? What's that? Goddamn liberal media trying to naysay change. You may say his change looks exactly like the stuff that went on for the past eight years but you'd be wrong. The change McCain brings would involve trying to kick Russia out of different global organizations and policy based on the knee jerk whims of whatever McCain feels like that day. Did Bush ever try and do stupid shit like that? No. See? Change.

He's got a new ad out saying we're worse off than we were four years ago. Cynics and wags would point out that those four years probably weren't a good time to hitch a 90% voting record to the President's policies. Those cynics will be denied interview requests and derided for their baseless, partisan, left wing, east coast media elite attacks. McCain also has an ad calling Obama 'more of the same' and.......I can't even come up with a way to mockingly defend that.

McCain is flogging the change pony to death and he only stole the idea two days ago. How's Obama gotta feel? He couldn't throttle the fucker into discount dog food and he's been beating it with a 2x4 for 17 months. C'mon Barack, start hitting it harder. Or at least screw yourself into the hope pants just a little tighter.