Steelers Week Three

If you were to kick in the door of the next Steelers offensive line meeting and started blasting away with a shotgun, you would hit somebody who deserved it and nothing of value would be lost. Comically this was the week where every sports writer dusted off their "Steelers O-Line is really playing well" column. I'm sure it'll all seem funny by Thursday.

Thank you for almost getting Roethlisberger killed. You might have fucked us big anyway if that hand is a long term injury. He was able to dodge the typical one guy you let wander through, but wasn't able to handle the other 3 that waltzed through. Take two weeks off and quit. That he or Tomlin didn't throw you all under the bus after the game is a testament to their professionalism, not your play. Large Benjamin saved about 5 more sacks from being added to your tally by diving across the line of scrimmage. Maybe the gameplan was to tire the Eagles D out by having them run into the backfield so much that they got gassed. I don't think it worked.

You also fucked my fantasy team hard with your hamhanded run blocking. Now Tony Romo has to bail me out by passing only to Jason Witten.

Kindly die.

Regards,
Steeler Nation.

P.S. Big sarcastic thanks to Kendall Simmons wife. You couldn't have had that baby yesterday or this morning? We could have really used Kendall to be nowhere near that field today.
P.P.S. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
P.P.P.S. Alright, breathe. It's only week three.