Two weeks ago, People magazine was granted an exclusive interview with Senator John McCain’s new running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, who spoke about motherhood and career, life in Alaska and the historic nature of her candidacy.Maybe you've been asking yourself this over the past few days John, but wouldn't a parrot have been cheaper? I mean it's colorful, non-polarizing, unable to harass ex-brother's in law or ask for earmarks, everyone likes birds, and there's no way it'll say anything other than what it's told. Plus you can put the parrot on your shoulder and add to the grizzled image you are sorely lacking in at the moment. Pirates are mavericky!
She has not given an interview since, eschewing the traditional television news circuit traveled by a vice-presidential nominee.
Ms. Palin will break that news media blackout on Thursday, when she will begin two days of interviews by the ABC News anchor Charles Gibson.
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Aides traveling with Ms. Palin have reported back to associates that she is a fast study — asking few questions of her policy briefers but quickly repeating back their main points — who already has considerable ease and experience before cameras.
Maybe a robot. Pal-1N. Answer F0LK5Y-1138-ZMD2 "Tee hee. Mooseburgers! I bet a *beep* community organizer wouldn't know anything about that *bzorp*" Powerful metal claws, the ability to run through brick walls, metal exoskelton, spring loaded high jumping legs for escaping pesky veterans groups. Think about it, we can lease out the technology for a nominal fee. I'm just sayin'.
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