John McCain wants your children molested

Me: "The meaner, less ethically tethered among us would say to run a counter ad saying McCain is pro-child molester and he wants sexual predators to lure your children into their gingerbread houses..."

Planned Parenthood: Sure Matt, anything else we can do for you?

Me: No, but make another ad with even creepier shots of a man wistfully swigging booze, sitting in his armchair, leering as innocent and vulnerable children get off a bus. Perhaps paste a goofy photo of McCain or his doppleganger's face onto the stock representation of a sexual predator.