Canadian attack politics

Above is a report on Canadian attack sites for their upcoming elections. You'll note that one site run by the conservatives, had a puffin fly by and poop on the liberal leader Dion's shoulder. This apparently provoked cries of outrage in the Canadian media and had Canadian PM Stephen Harper apologizing for the "tasteless and inappropriate" web ad.

A bird shitting on someone doesn't even meet the minimum standard for tastelessness and offensiveness that all political ads must have to get on TV down here. Try connecting each other to child molesters and escaped murderers then call us back. Get on your game Canada, we're leaving you in the dust. You'd never win an election against the USA. You'd be the Democrats of North America.