McCain will grace us with his appearance tonight

From the Clusterfuck Command and Control Center.

Senator McCain has spent the morning talking to members of the Administration, members of the Senate, and members of the House. He is optimistic that there has been significant progress toward a bipartisan agreement now that there is a framework for all parties to be represented in negotiations, including Representative Blunt as a designated negotiator for House Republicans. The McCain campaign is resuming all activities and the Senator will travel to the debate this afternoon.

Is he huffing paint? There's less progress than there was yesterday, when he decided to ride in on the white horse he rented and rub his balls all over a solution. The framework existed before the leprechaun that tells him to burn things told him to "suspend" his campaign. If you were to actually take him at his word that he needs to stay in Washington to get things done, there's more of a reason to stay today than thee was yesterday.

But none of that matters. John McCain will be at the debate, gracing us with his brilliance and malformed head full of randomly generated ideas about who to fire and what to do. He done blinked.