Now that that nasty old Charlie Gibson is nearly done with his questions about things and stuff, Sarah Palin needs to do more interviews. Maybe even a press conference where liberal thugs get to toss question bombs that will throw logic shrapnel into her face. Best not to traverse that dangerous road too soon. So where to go? Who will provide her safety from the stinging barbs of the Gibson-esque savage attack media?
Did you say Sean Hannity? Well..... yeah...it is....were you looking on my browser? Fuck you. Was the hooker picture a giveaway? IT'S HANNI-TIME!!!!!
Slow pitch softball proved too difficult, no one could account for Sarah Palin not knowing what questions or phrases meant. Now they move to tee ball. If Palin falters on a patented Hannity "bowing in subservience to a Republican" style question, he can either lead her through the answer he and the McCain camp wants her to give or he can just go to his other line of questioning: a paragraph long attack on Democrats with the addendum of "Your thoughts?" Alan Colmes will apparently be locked in the Fox News Liberal Tool Shed and Lean-To during this farce.
Though there is one problem, how will Palin be able to give her rehearsed lines over Hannity's Obama attacks and repeated praising of her as a "Great American". The "Great American" standard being a Republican who......is a Republican. She'll be able to muddle through before she moves on to the tougher confines of Glen Beck, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly. We at These Bastards wish Sarah Palin well on this treacherous journey. Ever vigilant, some liberal reporter might try to ask you something about policy on the way to get Hannitized.
Just remember: Don't say anything that's going to make Rick Davis have to go and wake John McCain up.
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