Monday, September 29, 2008

in these troubled times...

As you are all no doubt aware, the House of Representatives today rejected a $700 billion bailout, sending the stock market down about (heh) 700 points. According to Minority Leader John Boehner (rhymes with "loner"), this is all the fault of Speaker Pelosi (rhymes with... "Pelosi"), who was a big meanie to house Republicans.

In times like these, the American people are forced to ask the tough question, the one nobody wants to answer. Yet we must, if we are to find our way out of this pickle and into a new era of economic prosperity. And that question is...



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