Stop hating the American workforce, Obama

See, when John McCain keeps incessantly repeating that the fundamentals of our economy are strong, he's not dramatically out of touch. No, because apparently now the fundamentals of our economy are the “The American worker and their innovation and their entrepreneurship, the small business, those are the fundamentals of America and I think they’re strong,”. See if you criticize McCain you're criticizing the American worker and thus America. He's not incompetent about the state of affairs in America, you just hate America. Virulently.

Try to keep up, these goalposts do move fast. Lie to me John, tell me it's all gonna be alright.

If only someone could have foreseen this line of attack, say in the fourth graf of a blog post of some sort.