The future of our nation will be decided tonight

Secretary of Homoerotic Mascots in an Obama Administration. Are you ready for change Steely can believe in?

McCain, Obama, the voters, or the crooked programmers at Diebold will not decide this election, Big Ben, Willie Parker, James Harrison and Troy Polamalu will. That's right, the final Redskins home game before the election seals the deal. If the Redskins win, McCain gets to start as many wars as he can think of, if the Steelers win, hope and change and freedom and love and ponies for everyone. Of course, the only time this thing didn't turn out to be correct was in 2004 when the Redskins lost and so did Kerry, so maybe the voodoo curse of the Indian nations has been lifted. Still, better pray Parker or Moore busts one big and James Harrison breaks Clinton Portis in two, just in case Obama's massive fundraising, organizing, and poll lead need that extra magical, mystical oomph.

If you don't want the Steelers to win you hate America and all eagles, not just the bald ones. Do your patriotic duty for hopeandchangeandsocialism. Root for the Steelers 'n Obama 'n at.

EDIT: Steelers win 23-6. They save the Republic again.